NUTRITION FACTS

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attack than the Aussies, British or Americans.

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attack than the Aussies, British or Americans.

African drinks very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attack than the Aussies, British or Americans.

Italian drink large amount of red wine and suffer fewer heart attack than the Aussies, British or Americans.

Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attack than the Aussies, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Poison for a mother-in-law

A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live

with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found

that

she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their

personalities

were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her



mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never

stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even



worse

was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to

her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and

unhappiness in he house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great

distress.



Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and

dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it!

Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.

She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison

so that she could solve the problem once and for all.



Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you

solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell

you."



Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."

Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a

package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison

to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to

become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that

will slowly build up poison in her body.



Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these

herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect

you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly

towards her.



"Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a

queen."



Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her

plot of murdering her mother-in-law.



Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served

the specially treated food to her



mother-in-law. She remembered what

Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her

temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.



After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.

Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that

she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her

mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and

easier to get along with.



The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to

love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and

relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.



Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real

mother and daughter.



Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.



One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again.

She said, "Dear Mr. Hu!



ang,



please help me to keep the poison from

killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I

love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the

poison I gave her."



Mr. Huang smiled and nodded !



his head.



"Li-Li, there's nothing to worry

about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins

to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your

attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love

which you gave to her."



HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will

treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others

 will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in another

person's life through you.



Send this to your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE.



Remember, if you delete this mail nothing will happen. No one will die

or fall sick. But... if you send it to others your may change their

life.



After all you have got nothing to lose but a lot to gain.

 

13 Ways To Relieve Stress

Stress Reliever #1

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at

your

picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem

can there be greater than this one?"



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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles

and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or

troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.



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Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to

give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.



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Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the



night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."



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Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."



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Stress Reliever # 6

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."



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Stress Reliever # 7

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a

millionaire to?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you

married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"



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Stress Reliever # 8

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.



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Stress Reliever # 9

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?

He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.



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Stress Reliever # 10

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are

sleeping with?

Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!



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Stress Reliever # 11

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?

Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.



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Stress Reliever # 12

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face

or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of

humour.



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Stress Reliever # 13

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are

you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?

Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Show to
your friends and family. Find your tree below and see what you are like...




Jan 01 to Jan 11         -       Fir Tree

Jan 12 to Jan 24         -       Elm Tree

Jan 25 to Feb 03        -       Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08        -       Poplar Tree

Feb 09 to Feb 18        -       Cedar Tree

Feb 19 to Feb 28 & nbsp;      -       Pine Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10        -       Weeping Willow Tree

Mar 11 to Mar 20        -       Lime Tree

Mar 21 (only)              -       Oak Tree

Mar 22 to Mar 31        -   ;     Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10         -       Rowan Tree

Apr 11 to Apr 20         -       Maple Tree

Apr 21 to Apr 30         -       Walnut Tree


May 01 to May 14       -       Poplar Tree

May 15 to May 24       -       Chestnut Tree



May 25 to Jun 03        -       Ash Tree

Jun 04 to Jun 13         -       Hornbeam Tree

Jun 14 to Jun 23         -       Fig Tree

Jun 24 (only)              -       Birch Tree

Jun 25 to Jul 04!  

       -       Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14           -       Fir Tree

Jul 15 to Jul 25           -       Elm Tree

Jul 26 to Aug 04         -       Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13       -       Poplar Tree

Aug 14 to Aug 23       -       Cedar Tree

Aug 24 to Sep 02       -       Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12       -       Weeping Willow Tree

Sep 13 to Sep 22       -       Lime Tree

Sep 23 (only)             -       Olive Tree

Sep 24 to Oct 03        -       Hazelnut Tree


Oct 04 to

Oct 13        -       Rowan
Tree

Oct 14 to Oct 23        -       Maple Tree

Oct 24 to Nov 11        -      Walnut Tree

Nov 12 to Nov 21        -     Chestnut Tree

Nov 22 to Dec

01        -      Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11        -       Hornbeam Tree

Dec 12 to Dec 21        -       Fig Tree


   

Dec 22 (only)              -  
    Beech Tree

   

Dec 23 to Jan 01         -    
  Apple Tree

   

TREES (in alphabetical order)


   

 

   

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet
and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude,
flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive,

loyal in love, wants to love and
be loved, faithful and tender partner, very g! enerous, many talents, loves
children, needs affectionate partner.



Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
 demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes
to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes
money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional
support.



Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader,
takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on
keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).



Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.



Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on
others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to
impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the
one true love, able to make quick decisions.



Chestnut Tree (Honesty)

-- of unusual stature, impressive,

well-developed sense of just! ice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat,
can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes
acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very
loyal in love, physically fit.



Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life
has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic,
wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness,
passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times,
can be unruly and careless, loves to

gain knowledge, needs to be needed.



Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape,

tasteful clothes, modest demands,
tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful! , likes to lead but not to obey, honest
and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous,
good sense of humor, practical.



Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to
be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented,
great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.



Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to
trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long


demanding hours at work, rather
modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very r! eliable.



Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding
but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression,
active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually
oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects
complete fairness.



Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible,
leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment
in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its
feelings, mistrusts most people, is

never sure of its decisions, very
conscientious.



Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting
and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and
relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many
talents but not always enough time to

use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.



Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for
new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns
easily, complicated love

life, wants to impress.



Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courag eous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.



Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves
to read and the company of sophisticated people.



Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony,
loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion
conscious, great compassion,

friendly to all, falls strongly in
love but will leave if b! etrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem,
needs affection and reassurance.



Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature,
good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation,
takes partnership seriously.



Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism,
likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is
both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional,
good company, does not forgive.





Walnut Tree< /STRONG> (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner,
not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and
passionate, no compromise.



Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full
of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful,
musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious,
honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes
demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal,
steadfast partner;

loves to make others laugh.