Funny Mr. Bean Stories

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR:

Doctor:
I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!



2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!



3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!



4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!



5) MARRIAGE:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.




6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any
picture.

Friend : What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.



7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!



8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a
power failure.

Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.




9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!