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Alexandra Need Your Help!

Alexandra came out of a rigging fire alive, but now has to fight for her life and a normal future. She is 14 months old and she has burnt skin all over her body, damage facial bones (as a result of very high temperature). She does not have half of her face. She is in hospital in Cracow - Poland and one of the best specialist is looking after her. However she still has to go through many surgeries and then long rehab.Unfortunately her parents do not have any more money. Therefore we are askingfor your help.



For each forwarded email her parents will get 3 cents. Please help them and forward that email to as many people as you can. (Copy and Paste from this blog)

Funny Mr. Bean Stories

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR:

Doctor:
I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!



2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!



3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!



4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!



5) MARRIAGE:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.




6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any
picture.

Friend : What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.



7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!



8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a
power failure.

Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.




9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!