Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Funny Short Dialogues

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest
couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".


Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"


Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".


Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Resultdeclared, past year's performance repeated".


Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".


Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."


Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

11 comments:

mitzygel said...

its funny..i like it

Guiih_PluTus! said...

Veeeey nice, dude.

Blogger For Life said...

Absolutely hilarious. Is that original material ? It's really good. I was just sitting here at my desk in Austin Texas on Christmas morning surfing the mighty net with a cup of coffee in one hand, and my mouse in the other. It's not my 1st blog, but I just started a all 100% original humor blog about my crazy life and was trying to find it in the searches when I found this one. Good day

JiEhA kHaiRiAh said...

seriously awesome(Y)

NASYA NurAiSya said...

not bad..

NASYA NurAiSya said...

not bad..

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Miminguyen said...

it's really funny >"<
thank you!

Miminguyen said...

it's really funny >"<
thank you!

Miminguyen said...

it's really funny >"<
thank you!